An Adult Story

A while back, I had an opportunity to try out a dating service which promised to help you find a handsome mate to date. The dating service had many other enticing offers since it guaranteed a first date within a week. I was excited to try out the dating service and all it promised , but leery of meeting men that were perverts. I began my quest on finding the right man for me and the dating service ,actually, completed its first offer. I had a date within the first week and on my way to meet a very peculiar guy. His name was Albert. His last name ,so he claimed , was Einstein. He told me he was related to the very famous Albert Einstein and there began our awkward date. I was very compelled to listen to his life's story but not too quick to believe a word of what he was saying. I truly believed this Albert Einstein that was across from me at the dinner table belonged at a psychiatric ward, yet he was fascinating and we would ,surely, make a great chapter in my biography book I had started up. Everything about him exclaimed he was odd and very alone. I could tell people around us thought we were a couple by the looks and stares we were receiving. Albert was weird but funny. He told me story after story of his childhood events and his future plans but never really focused on his present events. I caught on to the fact that he was keeping a lot of his information secret. I ,repeatedly, asked him about his current activities and he would ,somehow, manage to avoid the conversation and continue with his childhood experiences and future goals.

I became frustrated with his secrecy and ended the date earlier than he expected. He followed me to my apartment even though I asked him not to. He begged for my number even though I clearly stated I was not interested. He showed up at my work site a couple of times with a bouquet of flowers and asked for a second date. I bluntly refused and said I was not interested. He, then, shared his most personal information. He wanted no one to know that he was, in fact, related to Mr. Famous Einstein and his billions of dollars. He told me me most women want to quickly date him for his money and never give him a chance for any other reason. He loved the fact, that I was different and enjoyed sharing a conversation with me and would be honest with me from then on.

We've been happily married since.